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January 05, 2004
ALL THE LAME BRITNEY HEADLINES ARE TAKEN
Sorry for posting this, but check out the quotes. This shit should not be allowed to get into print. The quotes are so clearly lies.
Talk about whirlwind. The two might have performed the quickest marriage-to-annulment escapade in the history of Sin City.
Of course, the emphasis was mine. The AP doesn't bold words in its copy.
update 18:59 I didn't even see this in the original story, but AP just sent a name-check correction down.
ORIGINAL LEAD: After 55 hours of marital madness and publicity gone wild, Britney Spears and temporary husband Justin Allan Alexander decided Monday to scrap “I do” for “I wish I hadn’t.”Oops — Britney Spears marriage annulled
The correction: Eds: CORRECTS Justin to Jason in lead; ADD penultimate graf with Spears sneaking out of the Palms hotel early Monday morning