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June 26, 2004

Donald D. Thompson, Not Even An OK Judge

What kind of balls - okay, tiny - does it take for you to sit in a court, whip out your penis and start stroking yourself?

What if you're the presiding judge in an Oklahoma County Court doing that?

What then if not satisfied with dry-humping your whizened wang, you whip out the baby oil?

What THEN if you've done that so many times, you're just not aroused anymore - and oh, BTW, you're an old (well, 57 isn't that old) stick, that you think it's a wise and noble decision to use a penis pump. Not just once but 15-20 times, in full view of your court clerk. Said pump is then heeard by other people in the court, including police witnesses for the cases before you.

Not the kind of wise, informed mind you want deciding your case, is he? Unless your in on a sexual deviency matter.

And yes it did occur to me too, why did the clerk need 15 or 20 views before she called in the police?

last page of the document that got him booted out of office is a section called Prayer For Relief. I[m sure he did that a time or two.

Shorty Long (I swear)

Hear ye, hear ye
The court's in session
The court's in session, now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Stop eatin' that fudge
Cause here comes the judge
Don't nobody buzz
Cause here comes the judge
Judge Shorty is presidin' today
And he don't take no stuff from nobody
No kind of way

Hey boy, take off that hat
Where do you think you're at
I know where you gon' be
If you don't heed my plea
I'm here to tell you
Court's in session
Order in the court now
Court's in session
Can't nobody stroke now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Here come the judge,
Here comes the judge
Y'all here comes the judge
Order, order
What's the first case on the docket
Judge I got a boy here who can't dance
Can't dance? Ah
Ninety days, thirty days for boogaloo
Thirty days to learn how to shing-a-ling
And thirty more for the Afro twist
Can't dance, what is this
Court's in session everybody quiet now
Court's in session, here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Is that the man?

No, your honor
Does he look like the man?
No, your Honor
Well, I'm sorry you got to go now
Ah ha you can't recognize the man
You got to stand guilty
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Ah yes, here comes the judge
They caught him stompin' down the aisle
Yes here comes the judge
I'd rather be lost in the jungle of Brazil
Than to face the judge
This morning the way he feels
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge boy